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Portia

2010- 5- 18 07:47 AM

funny definitions

Hello..
these r some funny definitions ...actually ..most of them are true...

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor
degree and a woman gains her masters.

Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the
Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the
minds of either"
the criminal
A guy no different from
the rest except that he got caught
.
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections, and your
Confidence after.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
actually do.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

hope u like it

هاوي جنونك

2010- 5- 18 07:53 AM

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Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor
degree and a woman gains her masters.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
actually do.

LOOOOOL
I like them
thanx sis
:)

Portia

2010- 5- 18 08:02 AM

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اقتباس:

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة هاوي جنونك (المشاركة 1013904)

Happy to make u lol

nice to see ur comment on my topic....most welcome bro

expatriate

2010- 5- 18 01:41 PM

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the criminal
A guy no different from
the rest except that he got caught

looooooooool that's true ........ nice topic Miss tear

Regards ...

J A M I L A H

2010- 5- 18 02:16 PM

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اقتباس:

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight

that's right

:g8:

thanx sweetie :love080:

Portia

2010- 5- 18 03:11 PM

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Shall i dance or jump or scream....i thought i'll be alone here

anyway..welcome back pure and ..expatriate ,u all with Mr.Hawi -:119:ofcourse -lit up my topic

heart_1409

2010- 5- 18 03:16 PM

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Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the
Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the
minds of either"

That's True

ThX SiS

Portia

2010- 5- 18 03:24 PM

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HUGE WELCOME.... MR.HEART

finally...u r here again

:119:nice to see u here

heart_1409

2010- 5- 18 08:33 PM

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Your Pretty Page compelling Me

To Come

REALY THX MY SIS
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Portia

2010- 5- 18 08:39 PM

رد: funny definitions

اقتباس:

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة heart_1409 (المشاركة 1015510)

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Your Pretty Page compelling Me

To Come

REALY THX MY SIS
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U R most welcome anytime.....keep visiting my favorite section

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