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F!x	2015- 3- 15 03:54 AM

joke of the day

Hi all.. we have some english jokes every day .It's nice and funny
.. i hope you read it
and , let me read yours

Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8. On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8
If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?

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F!x	2015- 3- 15 05:26 AM

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A family of mice were surprised by a big cat.
Father Mouse jumped and and said, "Bow-wow!" The cat ran away.
"What was that, Father?" asked Baby Mouse. "Well, son, that's why it's important to learn a second language."
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حنان آل حيان

2015- 3- 15 05:58 AM

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thank you so much :16.jpg:

keep up :rose:

Journey

2015- 3- 15 08:52 AM

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Thanks
nice topic I hope we enjoy the jokes

Gayda'a @

2015- 3- 15 03:26 PM

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:(204): nice jokes daer

I will put some

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:rose:

F!x	2015- 3- 15 04:48 PM

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"I was born in California."

"Which part?"

"All of me."

F!x	2015- 3- 15 05:52 PM

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In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

طموح فتاه

2015- 3- 16 06:54 AM

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المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة F!x (المشاركة 12091273)

In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

hahaha that's true

Nice topic thanks :d5:

F!x	2015- 3- 16 06:44 PM

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What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters

F!x	2015- 3- 17 03:33 AM

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Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"
One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher

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