Definitions, not like any Definitions
!!!!!

Cigarette
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool
on the other.






Conference

The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.








Compromise

The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes

he got
the biggest piece.








Tears

The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by

feminine water power...








Dictionary

A place where success comes before work.





Conference Room
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody
disagrees
later on.




Smile
A CURVE THAT CAN SET A LOT OF THINGS STRAIGHT (especially for
everyone I care)







Office
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.







Yawn

The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.








Etc.

A sign to make others believe that you know more than you

actually do.









Committee

Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide

that nothing can be done together.






Experience

a name men given to their mistakes










Atom Bomb !

An invention to end all inventions.








Philosopher

A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when

dead.




Diplomat
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually
look forward to the trip.









Opportunist

A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a

river.







Optimist
A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See
I am not injured yet."







Father

A banker provided by nature.







Criminal

A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.







Boss
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are
early.









Politician

One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence

after being elected.









Doctor

A person who kills your ills by pills, and ! kills you with his

bills.








Lecture
An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer
to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

:smile1:
yours Daisy
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