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رد: joke of the day
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رد: joke of the day
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رد: joke of the day
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رد: joke of the day
(A student’s unique maths exam answer)
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رد: joke of the day
The Smiths were shown into the dentist's office, where Mr. Smith made it clear that he didn't want to spend a lot of money. "No fancy stuff, Doctor," he ordered, "No gas or needles or any of that stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over with." I wish more of my patients were as stoic as you," said the dentist admiringly. "Now, which tooth is it?" Mr. Smith turned to his wife... "Show him your tooth, honey!" |
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A police recruit was asked during the exam, "What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother :cheese:?" He answered, "Call for backup." |
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Patient: Doctor, I have a pain :sm1: in my eye :bawling: whenever I drink tea :sm5: Doctor: Take :064:the spoon out of the mug :33_asmilies-com: before you drink |
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What day fish fear the most
It's Fry day :33_asmilies-com: |
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?Teacher: "Which book has helped you the most in your life Student: "My father's check book :lllolll: |
رد: joke of the day
A man orders a pizza. The waiter asks him: "Do you want your pizza cut in six or eight Pieces?" The man replies: "Six, i dont think i can eat eight":cheese: |
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